Two days ago:
*the phone is ringing*
1: Yap, hello.
2: Good day, Lady Faith’s office, am I speaking to Mr. Riipa?
1: Yeah, right, that’s me. What’s the matter?
2: Our files show that you erroneously were granted a lot of luck lately. I hate to tell you, but we are required to somehow counterbalance this.
1: Yes certainly, you’re very welcome to ruin my Christmas, my world, my everything!
1: Receipt. Definitely. :-/
Anyway. A blessed Christmas everybody!
P.S. I lost at The Game.